VENICE, ITALY - Catholics around the world are up in arms after the fecal waste of soon-to-be Bishop Giuseppi Pellegrini's 13 month old Yorkshire Terrier was tested, and turned out to be composed of "73% the body of christ," according to the official report filed by the Venetian Veterinary Vanguard, or VVV.
Pellegrini, who just a few weeks ago was appointed to be the Bishop of Concordia-Pordenone after serving for nearly 32 years as a Priest of Verona, decided to take his Yorkie, named Sebastian, to the vet after the dog had recently began acting out. Apparently, Sebastian was starting to hump any dog he passed that was less than half his age and also a male. More Here...
